Keith Echo

2 Go

13 July 2009 · Leave a Comment

An artificial river
out of site,
rubber retread bound,
taunts the wind
as bubbles in my skin
precipitate
a sapient bronze

My back leans
on concrete smooth,
cool, and fresh,
(a year yet to cure)
as eyes sample
towers of the past,
like walking sticks in sand
that grow
roots with age.

A northern breeze
fluctuates
around corners,
flats, and nooks.
Waves roll about the ears
as chills, sweat, and
symmetry
cast a placid lull.

A purveyor
of lost mechanical
engineers
pauses, ponders:
a boater shades his brow
and beard,
while 24-eyelet wooden heels
swallow the tribal tartan–
archives
are a silhouette of recall.

I step,
look over my shoulder,
(hunger bares absent fruit)
and on the corner,
a Sabrett wagon retrofit
patches plywood over rust.
a smile and eyes
of market glee
hail the primal yen.

“I’ll have
the shwarma,
2 GO.”

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Yo, Ho, Ho..,

5 July 2009 · Leave a Comment

          Yo, Ho, Ho, scallywaggers and scurvy dogs pass the bloody grog and a wi’ a wannion on thar swaggy squiffiies. By the powers o’ the lady lasses and wenches o-erly fair, pass the weevily gruelly, and go on account to rail through and through lily-livered, loosey law-givers, and son’s of biscuit eaters fer thar gleamy goldy pieces o’ the booty.

          The June 2009 Pirate Festival in Vallejo, CA was a blast to say the bloody least. Several small cannon, 2, 5, and 10-lbers boom and pop for tips to support the cause. An old country carnival atmosphere, events include swash-101, builwhip-101, axe throw 101, a mouse in the hole game, gambling with wooden die and colored numbers, target practice with a water cannon, fortune tellers, and a tomato toss at some less than savory characters through a hole as they taunt their aggressors.

          Several Privateers and lesser louts duel at telling outrageous, bold stories of the sea, Davy Jones, and world-wide conquest to win a kiss from a maiden fair; several music groups sing and jig, including pirate rock and madrigal (if that’s possible in pirate-ease?). British officers and their toads establish a historical encampment with recreations of the era everyday. Every other hour’s bells they patrol the camps for sedition, drunkenness, and any unsavory behavior.

          Merchants sell pirate attire and all manner of accoutrements: one sells steel stabbing tools and eye pieces, another sells wooden facsimiles; several barter, hats, rags, parasols, leather pouches, armor and restraints, both friendly and other wise. My favorite offers authentic pieces of eight from the Caribbean and many a sparkly bobble for the misses, a lady, or comely winch.

          I stop at the Emerson Family for a tellin’ of my future. Her cards are laid out on one edge of her small table next to a crystal ball. She instructs me to put my right hand on top of an old empty coffee can half full of bones, and to pick three cards. She lays them on the table in front of me and says, “Ye be movin’ from one sit-yeation to another. Ye be a generous spirit, but (the third card), beware-y of unscrupulous naives who parlay on ye nature.” She smiles a partial toothy grin, and takes my left hand. “Dearly, ye needs a bit of encouragement and lightening.” She crosses my right and sets it in on a massive silver ball at the edge of the table. “Close ye beauty brown peepers, breathe slow, and concentrate on me words.”

          Buzz, ZAP!!! A spark and jolt of electricity jumps across my flesh and bones, my eyes and mouth are as wide as saucers. She giggles and points at her tip jar. I cannot resist and smile back. I dig in my wallet for a fiver or ten. She bats her eyes, “Thank ye kind Lord.” I turn to leave and 6-foot pirate with a white face and blood dripping from the sides of his mouth looks in my eyes. He holds a 3-foot cutlass across his belly.

          “Pass,” she says.

          He smiles and steps aside “Fare they well, sir,” he grumbles.

          The gathering is supported through tips and fees of vendors and family. I drop a twenty in the plate and offer a kiss to the hand of the fair lady at the exit. Next year, I will, as most faire goers, attire myself in pirate rags, suit, or Indian feather. I will have to practice the accent and lingua of the brethrens to pass more than just a tourist.

          She smiles, flutters her eyes and raises her bosom, which is already trussed to the nines. “Please dear sir, come ye again.”

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Octane Velour

17 June 2009 · Leave a Comment

Pattern me velour on the linoleum slide,
stir the drink with an Evinrude bride,
choppy and nauseous
from a burger beyond its age.
High on the 2-cycle and dreamin’ for a chain,
runnin’ the rubber in a circuit zombie parade;
this ain’t your mama’s lemonade.

Pour me octane on candy rocket rides,
drinkin’ gasoline off the minister’s pride,
hot tar and nitrous
from fizz poppin’ on a 4-speed sprocket.
Green lights flashin’ ‘cross puddle moons in asphalt;
Flattenin’ out a ken doll with a dali lama tire;
this ain’t kansas in a tent revival fire.

Haze me hexadecimal on an endorphin glide,
rainin’ benzene and wheeties in an afterglow tide,
milk white and sunken
from gravity’s little grin.
Coma crawlin’ fins callin’ out the name,
Sandy, Sandy, Sandra Dee’s head is back in town;
this ain’t dinner ’round daddy’s sparse crown.

Melt me Teflon on vanity’s vinyl wide,
floatin’ on a donut in a god’s pesticide,
gossamer green and silicone soup
from leapin’ ten toes over pope dynamo.
Information alienation throwin’ Sartre’s bones,
metamorphin’ monkey skull dissolvin’ lovers numb;
welcome to my gear head is what it’s become.

Ink me paisley on a recursive hide,
walkin’ on eight ’round flowers dried,
saturn blue and karma
from a rhumba in an acetate rain.
Postmodern grins over a burnin’ pool of Barbie,
ping a double helix in a circus ring at ten;
this is entropy, fractal glass, amen.

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Travel Chargers for Mobile Electronics

5 June 2009 · 1 Comment

          Summer vacation is now in season. As an occasional road warrior and yearly summer adventurer to familiar lands or new horizons, I find myself in need of a way to charge all of those pesky mobile electronics; those like cell phones, GPS, MP3 players, portable beach radio, and camera batteries. I prefer to travel as light as possible, but carting a knapsack full of power bricks and too-long USB cables is not my idea of true stow-n-go.

Chargers for Travel Kit

Adapters for Travel Kit

         I’ve found a couple of solutions that may interest you. I use Nikon cameras, and at this time, the only way to charge the battery is in a cradle. I have a point and shoot and an SLR. The batteries are two different sizes and the data cables to transfer photos to laptop are two different formats. Thank you Nikon, NOT. I usually only travel with the point and shoot, but if I need both, I limit the support gear to the battery cradles, a one-foot C7, figure 8 plug, and a memory card reader. The power cable fits both cradles, and the card reader is smaller, lighter, and faster than the separate USB cables. I got both at Cyberguys. There are many other vendors and devices available. I like Cyberguys; their Customer Service is great.

         For my Apple IPod, I shortened the length of the charger/data cable to 1 ft. Cyberguys carries it on-line for under $10. They also have a selection of card readers, and I went with the IO Gear, multi-format reader. For the cell phone, the Bluetooth headset, and my GPS system I chose a single, flexible solution from GOMADIC.

Cables for Travel Kit

Cables for Travel Kit

         GOMADIC has created an ideal USB charging solution. One USB cable can charge all of the above devices, except the Nikons. The trick is GOMADIC uses different power/data tips for each device, so all you need is one cable. This means that everything can fit in a very small accessory bag or box. The only drawbacks are not all tips perform both data and power functions (an obvious sales maneuver) and learning or cribbing which tip goes with which device. My Bluetooth head set only needs a charger tip. The GPS only needs one tip for both functions, but if you going to do both at the same time, you may need two tips. The IPods require two tips, one for data and one to charge, so I opted for a short data/power cable from Ziotek. If I need to charge the MP3 and another device with two cables, I can do so, but I could have just as easily bought two GOMADIC cables and two tips.

         If I am on a longer trip, I add a two-port USB wall charger like MusicPower. There are several others that would work fine, but I like model 0900-71, because it is flat, the prongs fold, and has two charging ports. For road trips, I add a two-port cigarette lighter charger like the Scosche and a regular length IPod cable. If you are going ultra-light all you need is the cables and tips.

The Works

The Works

         I completed my kit with a USB AAA, AA battery charger for a portable speaker system or other similar devices. Why USB? Simply, it is smaller and lighter than other chargers. The AC, wall plug components are absent. Also, another option for the Nikons is additional batteries that you charged at home in advance.

         If you are somewhat like Felix Ungar (OCD) from the Odd Couple or a little too geeky and too organized, then like me, you may want to create multiple sets. I have one for road travel and one for all others.

         The GOMADIC solution is super cool, compact, and efficient. I think you can only get their products through the website. They have tips for all kinds of mobile electronics, so check them out, and Happy Trails.

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Feather in the Tar: Splice

29 May 2009 · Leave a Comment

         “OH MY GOD,” Chaz shouts, “you, how can it be?”

         {Step Left}

         The OS responds, and moves towards Chaz. Who the hell is that, Frank thinks to himself. His hard drive spins up.

         {Find Video: itsalive}

         {Play Video}

 

         Inspector Sampson pulls the Ford up to a small house in need of paint. The ivory is coated in diesel, thin, and chipping in spots. The flowerbeds have gone wild in full bloom with spring wildflowers. Sampson taps the horn, and Lt. Cochran exits. She is dressed in a similar outfit, brown herringbone tweed slacks, light blue blouse with ivory buttons starting down the center and then veering off to the left, black fleece jacket, and brown boots, 8-eyelet, Dr. Martin. She walks to the passenger door, opens it, and sits in the front seat. She adjusts her gun, and turns toward the backseat.

         “Hello Lieutenant Cochran,” Seven says and nods.

         Her eyes widen and the corners of her lips turn down, “where’s our witness Mr. Bardo?”

         Sampson interrupts, “we are picking her up at a bar in North Beach, mum.”

         Sampson backs out of the driveway, and turns the car towards Avenue 19. Cochran sighs and turns back around.

         Her face is warming. She stares out the window without seeing the passing row houses. “She better be there.” She says to the windshield.

         “I’m sure she will be Lieutenant. It can’t be helped; her roommate is at home entertaining guests.”

         “I’ll bet she is.” Cochran says under her breath.

         “I trust her word.” Seven adds. “I’ve known her many years, and she’s never led me astray.”

         “Maybe Dick, but we’re busy. We’re investigating a serial murderer, and your faith is of little value.” Sampson says.

         “Unless you did it.” Cochran says and smiles.

         “Wouldn’t be the first time, the right/wrong-man’s gone to Saint Q.”

         Cochran chuckles, “it would sure clear our case load.” She smiles and turns toward Seven in the back seat. “What do you think Bardo?”

         “I trust you two as well.” Seven replies.

         The Ford pulls up to a brick and curb, alley. Out of place on Columbus full of tourists and Chinese, Bart’s is about 10 yards down the ally where a sign hangs over the red and green, large, heavy redwood door. The handle is copper, and after 50 years of sweat, dirt, and diesel, the patina is green from the bolts to muddy black with permanent finger size groves, a legacy of an old hard-working class neighborhood. The “B” pops, flickers, and brightens; the rest of the neon is out.

 “I didn’t know this place was still here.” Sampson says.

         “Yeah, mostly locals, mostly ex-pats from a flat life.” Seven adds as he opens the door and steps out. “Care for a drink?”

         “No.” Cochran shouts as she looks forward through the glass.

         “Ok, but Mel the bartender always demands one for the city.”

         “No.”

         “Hurry back Dick. My tank is low and the fog is coming in.” Sampson says.

         Seven turns and walks down the alley. He opens the door, and a faint cheer can be heard through the alleyway. Bart’s daughter runs the place now and always welcomes familiars and attractive tourists who stumble in with a cheer and hug.

         “Seven what’ll you have.”  Mel says and emerges from the bar.

         “I’m sorry Mel,” Seven says she approaches and wraps her arms around his waist. “I can’t stay. The Blues are waiting at the curb.”

         “Invite ‘em in. We always support our city centurions.”

         “No. They don’t appear to be in the mood. Have you seen Genie?”

         Mel looks to the end of the bar where it turns 90 degrees so any anxious patron can watch the door. Genie shoots the rest of her whisky and gets up from the stool. She smiles and motions toward the back, the restroom. Seven nods, and Mel continues to hold on to him.

         “A shot of Jameson? It’s on me.” She says and if by magic, the blink of an eye, she is behind the bar, pours a double, and places it on the bar in front of Seven. You look like you could use one, love.”

         Seven exhales. He can’t refuse his old friend. He chugs it in one breath. She was the first to accept him as a local when he moved here 20 years ago. Just a kid working for her dad, she got him his first job in the city as a dishwasher. They’ve been best friends ever since, and Seven returns the favor if she needs info from the street or to chase some douche bag away.

         “When are we going to hook up?” Mel asks. Seven inhales, exhales deeply, and reaches mint on the counter at the door. “You know I’ve loved you since we first met.”

         His faces warms up, his eyelids clamp down, as the corner of his mouth beams from ear to ear. “I love you too,” he says, but not too loud. Genie joins him at the door. Her powder and lipstick are fresh, and perfume, Channel or a facsimile wafts about her.

         “Ok, love. We’d make delicious babies, and we’re not getting any younger.” She says and meets them at the door.

         Still red, a bead of sweat forms on Seven’s head, “yes we would.” He hugs her again and kisses her behind her ear.

         She exhales, “don’t tease me. Come see me on Friday, I’ll be here till close.”

 

         Seven opens the car door for Genie, and she bends down–her skirt is a little too short, Seven turns his head to look down the street–she scoots over pushing her skirt under her as she goes. Seven enter on the curbside after her.

         Cochran turns and looks in to Genie’s eyes. “So this is our mysterious friend of a friend.” She says. “I’ve seen you somewhere before.”

         Genie offers her hand and introduces her self. “Genie Hallowell.”

         “The pleasure is mine, Lieutenant Inspector Emily Cochran.” She says, ambivalent. “And our driver is Inspector Noel Sampson.” He looks in the rearview and nods.

         “I don’t know what to say, I didn’t see….” Genie starts, she takes Seven’s hand.

         “Wait.” Cochran interrupts. “We’ll talk when we get to the station.”

         “Oh, Oh Ok. Do I need a lawyer?” Genie asks and grips Seven’s hand more tightly.

         “Do you?” Sampson inquires.

         “Don’t worry. It’ll be fine.” Seven says to her. “I trust them. You can too.”

         Genie exhales and lets up her grip a little. Her hand is shaking and she looks out the passenger window as they pass a squad car and two officers enforcing a DUI test. A belligerent teenage driver steps out of a red BMW onto the sidewalk and falls down.

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