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Entries from October 2008

Hallows Eve

26 October 2008 · 1 Comment

On the day of hallows eve
crows are as thick as leaves
hung in Indian summer trees.

They chatter and they squawk,
and the trees look as if a breeze
animates them with dissonance.

There is no rhyme or reason.

Jack’s stainless edge on pumpkin
flesh, seeds, and early eyes
puddle on the corner porch.

An amber glow invites the meek
and not, while alternate psyches
clinch and giggle with discord.

There is no guise or guile.

Fog and sweets reward
tricksters between tariffs and tar,
cold, not six feet under.

And at the transient hour,
clouds obscure the moon
in lucid eyes with common sense.

There is hallows eve.

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Feather in the Tar: Mike and Chaz

13 October 2008 · Leave a Comment

New Celluloid Men Land at Crissy

New Celluloid Men Land at Crissy

Charles (Chaz) enters his workshop Thursday morning early, 4:30 a.m. He can’t sleep and hopes whoever has been rummaging around in the lab for the last week will be there. He carries his son’s old aluminum bat and is determined to clank someone over the Golden Gate Bridge. Chaz played baseball his entire life, Little League, high school, college recreation, and now, an adult softball league. His partner, Mike Hughes, is beginning to think that Palmer is losing it.

          The lab is a peeling Army gray antique Quonset hut in the Presidio on the east end of a grass landing strip, Crissy Field. The hut is 20’ x 30’ with a loading dock and roll up door in addition to the main door on a wooden platform stoop and stair. In 1776, the Spanish created a military post to guard Yerba Buena, now known as San Francisco. It was turned over to the Americans in 1856, during the Mexican American War, and guarded access to the bay from the Civil War through WWI, WWII, Korea, and Vietnam. Cost prohibitive and antiquated, the Presidio was decommissioned in 1995. A national cemetery still resides on the grounds; it is one of two still in or close to the city, but no new internments are accepted in either. Since it was recognized as a national historic monument in 1962, it’s future would be left to tourists, volunteers, recreation, film studios, and living quarters for park keepers and a few private San Franciscans.

          Chaz is brilliant, but not without cost. He graduated from high school at 12, and earned a B.S. in two years at Stanford. Not content with engineering, Chaz turned away from his father’s architecture firm to study and build movie sets in Los Angeles. He met Mike Hughes, and George Lucas at the University of Southern California. Still in his 30’s, he is ten years younger than Mike. Chaz married an extra from the second Star Wars film (both wore modified costumes from the film, a black and white Vader storm trooper tux, and a Princes Lea ball gown.) A year later, his wife Sarah gave birth to a son.

          The hours and dynamics of the movie business, the acceleration of his life, a new wife and son, and his personality quirk, when he was 28, Chaz crashed his ‘69 Lincoln into a taco shop after hours. Shaking in the 80 degree heat, he couldn’t say his name, and  agreed to a vacation at Getaway’s H & M. If a screwdriver is out of place or a coffee mug handle is pointing in a different direction, Chaz notices. He can’t help it; he is a Felix Unger a-type with John Nash intelligence, and near delusions–he sees/feels the slightest change and must memorize and rationalize it. In the minutest detail, he can recall crumple patterns, color and texture, bar codes sequences, or what ever was last left in the trashcan the night before. Chaz takes Zoloft for obsessive compulsive, but it just dilutes intensity and softens frustration and anger.

          Lately, a lot of small items in the lab are out of place, change position, or are on the floor. He is positive someone is moving his tools around, but who the hell would care? Nothing is missing. Someone has bumped the workbenches, turned over the drip coffeemaker, brushed against a giant cactus, a spiny phallus with bulbous flower on the end (a gift from his wife Sarah,) and once, something even left tracks. Strange muddy, sandy, gooey tracks, but not in the shape of a foot or boot trail up from the roll-up receiving door to the supply room.

          Chaz first checks the storeroom, and although the lock is a simple, single key, it is never unlocked. “What the hell would they think if they opened it?” He thinks to himself.

          After his routine sweats and confirmation that nothing is missing, he shows Mike; the response is always liquefaction tremblers. This part of the Presidio is built on an old swamp. The soil is landfill from quakes, fires, and fairs, the detritus of a city that rebuilds itself from ashes every 150 years or so. During the rainy winter in the Marina, the ground can become so saturated that any large vehicle, moving truck, garbage truck, or sweeper can tremble the walls of dwellings built in the 1920”s.

           “I didn’t feel anything last night, and I live here.” Chaz says.

           “Liquefaction,” Mike repeats. “You’re just not-sensitive to it. Who would come in here just to move stuff around, Chaz?” he asks and rolls his eyes as he scans the room. “I don’t see anything missing. My iPod is just where I left it next to the stereo, and the new LCD? It just doesn’t make sense Chaz.” Mike lives north across the gate, and he knows Chaz too well, over too many overnight, 64-hour weeks at deadline, on the antique army cots with drugstore box fans to cool the servers.

           “What about the footprints?” Chaz is more agitated then usual.

           “I don’t know. Were they really footprints? Did you take your meds?”

           “Why the fuck do you always assume it’s me?” He exhales as if he is fanning a campfire. “I’m going for breakfast.” He shouts and huffs out the roll-up.

          Mike shakes his head, “he’s getting worse? I need to talk to Sarah.” He walks over to the storeroom and rattles the handle, and bends down to examine the lock. No sign of tampering, he pulls keys out of his pocket, moves Chaz’s bat, opens the door and flips the light switch. The 4’ x 10’ closet is partially lined with shelves on one wall, and on the opposite stands a nut/bolt electrical/mechanical parts bin cabinet, a four-foot safe, a file cabinet, and rack of servers. Stacks of thin polypropylene sheets of various colors, chemicals in tin containers, terabyte replacement hard drives in plastic wraps, a couple unused processor replacements, reams of printer paper, graph paper and toner, a couple boxes of No2 pencils, boxes of 50 gallon black plastic garbage, and a few early models rest on the top shelf. The Thunderbirds Are Go, Zero-X simile with broken wings from a high school project, Martian habitats built on top of tumbledown Earth skyscrapers, and stage mockups for a friend’s musical, War of the Worlds. Fingerprints dislocate a dusty exterior on each, as if someone personally carried them with the greatest care.

          In the back corner, a black canvas tarp covers an object the size of a large recliner. It’s warm in the closet, and Mike sees a small clear puddle at the front base of the tarp. He walks towards it and bends down. Dipping his fingers, and rubbing it between them (thick, slippery like viscous AstroGlide) he lifts it to his nose. “Damn, it’s sweating.”

          Chaz returns with a couple of breakfast burritos from “Soledad’s” taco coach. Animators, producers, editors, techs, and support queue up every morning between eight and nine; the Letterman Digital Arts Center is on its regular weekday route. Chaz’s sits at his workbench and unwraps an egg, cheese, and nopales soft taco, and adds Sole’s home blend hot sauce.

          Mike sniffs the air. “Did you get one for me?” He opens his arms and hands, palms up and thumbs out.

           “Liquefaction,” Chaz says under his breath.

           “What?”

           “Taco’s? It’s just your imagination.” He adds.

           “Come-on, don’t be like that.” Mike answers.

           “What? Did you take your goof balls?” Chaz barks, and turns his head down, inches from his food.

           “OK.” It’s going to be a long day. “By the way, the plastic man is melting again.”

           “Fuck it.” Chaz murmurs between bites.

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“Ya, betcha”

5 October 2008 · Leave a Comment

          Oh, the humanity, the hypocrisy, roll up your pants, when will the EGOP (Evangelical Grand Ole Party) ever speak to its possible constituents with authenticity and an honest plan? I listen, but all I get is classis caricatures, a wink, and mouth full of hypocrisy.

          During her debate on Thursday with Senator Joe Bidden, VP candidate, Governor Sarah Palin had no answer for her running mate’s voting record in the senate. “There you go again Joe looking to the past. We think it’s more important to look to the future.” And then, Saturday at a rally in Carson, CA, she attempts to link Senator Obama to a sixties radical of his past. Obama was a child in the 60’s. Hum? I guess the EGOP believes its smarter than you, holier than thou hypocrisy justifies its behavior.

          Sarah wags her finger, winks “I know better, ya betcha” don’t look to our record, we’re “mavericks,” we ignore our past, but your past is moral turpitude. WTF, I still hear the EGOP blame President Clinton for whatever ails y’all. HELLO, 2008 calling, Bill Clinton was president 8 years ago, and I find it interesting how the EGOP can’t accept responsibility for the “Worst President Ever,” its own George W. Bush, but you, well, you just don’t get it. Don’t think, shut up and do what we say, believe what we tell you to or else you going to HELL or Guantanamo or terrorists will eat your hat.

          John McCain a maverick? I can’t find any reference where McCain ever held a private sector job; he is a life-long bureaucrat. I thought the EGOP didn’t like life long public servants, and “W” was the ultimate answer to them. I thought he was going to make government smaller, balance the budget, and not build democracies elsewhere? Hypocrite or liar?

          We are not stupid. If it smells like crap, well do I need to say more? If McCain/Palin were mavericks, they would say exactly what they think is right with authenticity, emotion, and in the moment. Instead, it’s just the same ole EGOP, you’re stupid, we know better, so shut the fuck up and bend over, we will do whatever the hell we want, and you’ll like it, heehaw, heehaw, wink, wink, you’re a joke, “ya betcha.”

          And now, I offer a little humor.


How and what dummy put Palin up there?

How and what dummy put Palin up there?


Palin, A Post Turtle Tale

          While suturing a cut on the hand of a 75 year old rancher, whose hand was caught in the gate while working cattle, the doctor struck up a conversation with the old man. Eventually the topic got around to Palin and her bid.

          The old rancher said, “Well, ya know, Palin is a “Post Turtle’”.

          Not being familiar with the term, the doctor asked him what a “post turtle” was.

          The old rancher said, “When you’re driving down a country road you come across a fence post with a turtle balanced on top, that’s a “post turtle”.

          The old rancher saw the puzzled look on the doctor’s face so he continued to explain. “You know she didn’t get up there by herself, she doesn’t belong up there, and she doesn’t know what to do while she’s up there, and you just wonder what kind of dummy put her up there to begin with”.


How Palin and politics made TV better. Count the ways: 70 million viewers.

          According to Tom Goodman, Television Critic for the San Francisco Chronicle, the boob tube loves VP candidate, Governor Sarah Palin.

1. The Nielsen ratings are in for Thursday night’s vice presidential debate between Sarah Palin and Joe Biden and they are astounding- 70 million people watched (numbers on who wept are not available). That destroys the 52.4 million who watched the first presidential debate between Barack Obama and John McCain. Draw from that what you will, politically (because, as you know, I loathe politics – talking about it, having someone talk to me about it, watching people talk about it, reading comments about it, etc… Now, comedy about it – that I’ll watch). Anyway, the point is this: Television rules. It remains our nation’s shared cultural experience.

2. Palin may have resurrected Katie Couric’s career. Talk about your “gotcha” moment – those interviews now allow Couric to throw it back in the face of her critics. Yep, this one included. That’s almost as stunning as:

3. Tina Fey’s Palin impersonation made “Saturday Night Live” funny again. Well, at least the parts where she’s on. The rest of it is God awful.

4. Ratings are up for “The Daily Show with Jon Stewart.” Better yet – he and the show are doing some of their best work ever.

5. Stephen Colbert is also having a field day with this on “The Colbert Report.”

6. When McCain snubbed – and lied to – David Letterman, it woke up the late night talk show host. The worry was that Letterman had put his show on cruise control and was heading for retirement.

7. This gets back to No. 1, but it bears repeating: The networks are loving this election. So is cable. In the early going – five or six months ago – there was a lot of talk about this election creating interest and driving ratings, but at that point the proof wasn’t there. It is now. And it proves that television, not the Internet, is still the most powerful medium on the planet. And for this country alone it remains the bastard machine we all gather round in important times.


EGOP’s Palin Debate notes, Flow Chart, “How to Debate,” from Andrew Sullivan, The Atlantic Monthly.

How to Debate Joe Bidden

How to Debate Joe Bidden

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